For those of you who have not had the privilege of meeting the lovely Bernadine, let me introduce you:
Unfortunately, last night, someone decided to take a rock to the front-passenger side window...
Dear @#$%^&*,
The next time you want to break into my car with a rock, please at least learn how to aim. Missing the window and hitting the door frame makes you look like an idiot. And leaves a nasty blemish on my little girl.
Love, Ali
Looking for a little humor in the circumstances?
The next time you want to break into my car with a rock, please at least learn how to aim. Missing the window and hitting the door frame makes you look like an idiot. And leaves a nasty blemish on my little girl.
Love, Ali
Looking for a little humor in the circumstances?
Ohhhhhhh the irony.....
(For those of you less gifted with backwards text, this little sticker says "Security System and Immobilizer Anti-Theft System.")
I found it on the front seat amidst the other shattered glass. My car was not secure and my thief was not immobilized as I had been hoping. Damn.
(For those of you less gifted with backwards text, this little sticker says "Security System and Immobilizer Anti-Theft System.")
I found it on the front seat amidst the other shattered glass. My car was not secure and my thief was not immobilized as I had been hoping. Damn.
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